Adapted from a conversation with Dana:
"I almost have no love handles left!"
"But I like your love handles"
"But I'm trading them for an awesome six pack!"
"Oh you have a six pack?"
"Sort of. A six pack under some padding. Like someone through a couple blankets over it."
"Or someone hid a six pack in your bed?"
"Yeah, like that."
Yes. My stomach looks like someone hid a six pack in your bed. I think that's acceptable.